- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Obama = ebola

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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