What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Atheism

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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FUCK YOU

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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