- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Anyone can post anything.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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