- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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