- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

lets bomb africa

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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