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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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