Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What hurts like hell? HELL

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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