- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Take part of what?

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What page are you on The gay page.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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