Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

DEATH.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

"Knock knock" Come in!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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