Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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