A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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