What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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