Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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