- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Knock knock... Home invasion

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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