- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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