- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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