A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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