What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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