Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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