A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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