- Anti Joke

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

i dont fisish anythi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

NEVER

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.