- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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