Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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