- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

when debbie meets downer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Knock, Knock Come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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