"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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