- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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