Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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call me maybe.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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can you touch your toes? no

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a black man pays his child support

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Why? Because.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Anti Joke

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