- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How old are you? 7

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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