A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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A cat playing laser tag.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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