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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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