- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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