Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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that wall over there ->

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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