- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

alert('The Game')

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What do you call two dog? dogs

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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