What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Yellow People !!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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