- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A dancer walks into a barre

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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