- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

j.p. is dumb

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Chris is hairy

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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