- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

France had one revolution

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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