- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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