- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What would u like to drink?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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