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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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