- Anti Joke

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra