- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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