- Anti Joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

5 Italian guys from Long Island

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

why did the blue berry cross the road

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick