- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Small Penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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