how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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