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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Wait! hundred billions!

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KILL WHITEY

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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