- Anti Joke

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

So a seal walks into a club.

why was the cat black it was a black cat