Knock Knock Who did that?

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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