- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Obama = ebola

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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