- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

poop.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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