How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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