Obama lin Baden.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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