- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!