- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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