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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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