In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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