- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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