A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Title IX

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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