- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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