- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Pickles are powerful

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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