- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

guess what>? your mum lol

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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