- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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