- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Good job, son.

Wenis Penis

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

i like turtles

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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