- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What does two plus two equal? 4

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Click here to end the world.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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