your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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