Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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