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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A man did not like this site

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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