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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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