If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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