- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

why did the zebra cross the road?

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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