PENIS lol

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

will you like this joke my sources say no

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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