- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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