- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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