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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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