- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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