What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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