Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What's worse than this That :(

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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