- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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