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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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