- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

* anti-punchline

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

XD Jackass.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Your mom.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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