- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Ready for something funny? nothing

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Grace Ackerson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

swag

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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