Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Cliterus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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