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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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