- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Tilt your screen back .

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Lololol

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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