- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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