Get on the boat.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

civil rights

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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