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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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