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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What is funnier than 24 69

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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