What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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knock knock... ...no answer

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Anti Joke

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