What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What do black people eat? Food.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Chris is hairy

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Obama = ebola

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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