Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Anti Joke

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