- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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