- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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