why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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