- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

it was all Tagart

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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