- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

So this guy was making a sandwich...

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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