- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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