- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Cheese

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

The New York Giants

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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