Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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The american education system.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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