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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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