- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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