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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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