- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Sarah Jessica Parker

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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