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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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