srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

There was a chicken. It squarked.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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