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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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