What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Poker face

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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