What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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all these jokes are horrible now

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hi

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Leave. Now.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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