- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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