Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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