What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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