Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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