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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Burp

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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