50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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