A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

my penis

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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