Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Hi.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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