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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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