- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What long black and tasty? Licorice

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

drugs.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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