- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

In soviet Russia...things are different

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

womens rights

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

womens rights.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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