Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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