- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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