- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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