- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

i hate non minorities!

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