- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

So a baby seal walks into a club.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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