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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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