- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A guy walks into a bar

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