What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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