Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Women.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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