- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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