- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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